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4 days in the sky.

spotted 4 consecutive days open on my calendar and went for a walk.

This to the Dusch Bag that said you can't moon the crowd when you round the bases.

Thank you all for you continued support.
2010 XRCO Award Winner "Single Performance - Actor"

Not Mash XXX

For the money, or for the love o' getting sick freaky!

3 hours after the last entry.

There's girls in the industry who do it for the money, Then there's the girls in the business who do it cause they need stiff cock sliding into their quivering little holes like a junky needs a needle sliding into their quivering little veins.
Bree Olsen is one of these girls. Janie Summers is one of these girls. Apparently Tasia Banx (her spelling now, not the agents) is one of these girls.
As I sat here trying to meet my next x-girlfriend on facebook I hear "hey Swiss, She's ready for round two" 17 seconds later and I'm scrote deep in Miss Banx, kneelin, wheelin, dealin and getting that freaky feelin. That's when she starts with the dirt.
"Fuck me like you mean it.. . Harder"
Ahh yeah, thinks I "I'll know her safe word if I hear it!"
"Choke me till my eyes roll back" says she
"I love you, marry me" thinks I and pin her to the couch by her tender throat.
Back and forth it goes, position after position, three fingers, then four. . . Cock and two fingers +1 in the A. . . Didn't Lassiter just anal cream pie her?

To the face... "Not my makeup, I'm going out tonight", Quick adjustment and it's raining Ropes across her pugnacious little teenage tits and I'm thinking 5 new girls and it's only Friday.

Shower, clothes, a quick stop at Samuel French and it's to the Wood.

Did I mention tomorrow is Hustlers Barely Legal? I FUCKING LOVE HUSTLERS BARELY LEGAL.

Back to the Grind

My dude Sammy Slater calls me up and asks if I want to be in "Don't Tell My Wife, But I fucked the Baby Sitter in the Ass."?

'Finally, something that's not a parody' thinks I and jumps on board. . .

"Can we shoot it at your house?"

"Uhhhm, yes."

I love shooting at my house. It's like playing on home court. You want a snack, hit the fridge. You want a beverage, that's there too. No Surprises. Best of all, no traffic.

So here's my day so far. Wake, Shower, Breakfast.

Watch "Smokey Flame" play a babysitter who gets fucked by Claudio Meloni. Camera glitch during the pop shot so Claudio has to pop a second time. Next time you think you want to be a porn star . . . Try jerking off after you've just jerked off. In a room full of people, tapping feet and shuffling about. You have less than five minutes. Go.

Watch as the incredible Hannah West walks through my door and flashes me the sweetest smile.

Let's talk about girls who taste like honey and spice and all things nice.

Next on the block, Taisa Banx and Jay Lassiter. She's about as sweet as they come and it's her second anal experience ever. Is it wrong that I want to stay on set and rub one out to her getting pummeled?

Forgot to mention, woke up the other day and somebody had dropped a gym off in my back yard. This then Is where I get to start working out again after 8 months of running around the world getting Fatter, Drunker, and Smarter.

It'll be a quick one as I'm meeting Eric John and Viki Chase for her birthday at the Rainbow. Hollywood 4 nights this week, 4 different girls and we're only Friday. Life is returning to normal.

Eric Swiss: Associate Producer

Not Charlies angels XXX is on the production block for the award winning team at X-play. always, looking to expand my abilities in the world I cajoled Scott David, then Will Ryder into allowing me an associate producer position. "Awesome" thought I as I headed out of the 11th floor Hollywood office, "Just what the fuck does an associate producer do anyway?"

After a mostly fruitless day on the Internet, hunting through IMDB pages, Film making manuals and web sites, I decided it was time for the big guns.

Samuel French (http://www.samuelfrench.com/store/index.php), Probably one of the best resources for an Asspiring Hollywood talent. Scripts, plays, sides, books on directing, books on acting, books on selling screenplays . . . "Excuse me, where are the books on producing? Thank you"

Copyright 1992, copyright 1997, copyright 2001. . . "Really, this is the most recent book on producing you have?"

$20 later and "Creative producing from A to Z" wrapped in a paper bag, disguised as pornography so no one would accidentally recognize Eric Swiss Balls, 2010 AVN award winning best actor of porn walking down the streets of Studio City with a book in his hand, It was time for a phone call.

"X-play"

"Can I speak to the multiple award winning Director of the Year Will Ryder Please"

"Who may I say is calling?"

"Swiss Balls"

Just before the click of hold, I heard bobby yelling "SWISS BALLSSSSSS on lin. . .click"

"Will Ryder"

"Will, It says in this book that the Associate producer should be present on castings"

"What did I tell you about reading books? . . . Be here at 2pm"