Monday, October 10, 2011

A binary Day.






10.10.11 today. Strong Cassiopeia influence. Dope porn was shot. it is a good day.


Monday, May 30, 2011

Surfing with mixed emotions.


Had a sound bite on the news yesterday saying that it can get uncomfortable above 40mph. Here's a dude that seems not to mind.



If I'm not mistaken, the current record is around 63MPH.

Here's Eric Swiss "Surfer"

http://www.ktla.com/videobeta/57f8f683-0181-49d0-970c-cccb460b3878/News/KTLA-High-Winds-Knock-Trees-Power-Lines-Team-Coverage



Mixed emotions

Was mowing the lawn on a 7m off north beach. Wind was 25mph gusting 35+. I was lit but holding it down. Extending on the butter behind the kelp and the flat water between the sets of shapely 4-6 foot wind swell. There was one more kiter out with me.

I'm headed out, he's headed in, and we are headed closer to a collision course than I'm comfortable with. I shoot him an eye line and notice that he's staring at me. This isn't good as you tend to go where you look. I decide that rather than dick dance any further with this situation, I'll flip a quick one on the incoming roller, ride it back toward the shore for a second, bottom turn, and head back out below the dude.
I lay into the wave, get lost in the moment, ride comfortably close to the shore and accelerate into a graceful bottom turn on the building gust. As I come around to the upwind I spot Hugo (Not his real name) uncomfortably close to my intended path of travel. I have no choice but to abort my turn and take a dead-downwind bottom turn. This is bad because it leaves me with a ridiculous amount of speed uncomfortably close to the shore.

I get it around and head back out at ludicrously-uncomfortable speed.

Here's where it get's interesting. I decide to dump the speed by launching the incoming 6 footer. (you can turn excess speed into vertical lift and then bleed it through a controlled glide back to the water.)

The ocean obliges me with the perfect parabolic launch ramp and I'm on an express elevator to the 5th floor. I've never been past the 4th. I track in on the kite, loosing my horizon and reference for wind direction.

The next few things happen very quickly indeed. I feel the lines getting uneven in pull. I know that I only have one course of action so as not to stall the kite and drop straight out of the sky breaking my board or knees or both.

I cross both hands to the same side of the bar.

The kite loops.

Supposedly, the most power a kite can generate is in a loop

I regain a modicum of control. realize how high I am. Realize how fast I'm traveling. Get nauseous (swear to it, I had time to realize I'd gotten nauseous before I landed). Attempt to land my Popsicle stick on the havoc that is the ocean. loose it. Skip across the water three times before coming to a cold wet splashed down yard sale..

Here's where I have the mixed emotions. Part of me wanted to be mad at Hugo for putting me in a dangerous position in not-to-be-fucked-with-conditions. But then I realized, without Hugo, I never would have thrown the biggest, gnarliest, hang-time-to-discover-my-emotions Kite loop I've ever attempted.

Friday, May 27, 2011

Earl Miller

Today I got to rain down whirling death on $ 157 dollars of balloons and helium, They hung at many levels artistically tied with mono filament from Walter's best pieces of wood. It was nice wood. Capture 6 gigabytes of california's best light sculpted across some solid porn pounding as TJ Cummings threw it down with Courtney Taylor. I also got to fire 7 images on my own gun using a genius strobe pattern i will partially explain. 3 with a 70-200mm and four with a 35-85mm lens.
Worked the second day in a row for Earl. He's got an aggressive shoot schedule working on a Magnum. It's his fortyeth porn year and he's celebrating by shooting a project - working tittle Pictures at the Exxxhibition. Today was surreal. If you ever have a unicorn porn fetish, Earl has created a piece that will surely satiate the most abandoned indulgences. Anybody who's followed my blog since India knows my appreciation of a moment punctuated by a horse.

Earl Learned on film. He created 36" x 48" work in the 90's. and somewhere along his voyage he's picked up a strobe pattern that implies 3rd dimensional depth to the capture. he does this by sculpting three strobes and two flags. Nowadays he fires on a 5d mark 2. This is a large censor 21 mega pixel Bugatti of a camera. He Acknowledges a level of detail you will rarely see on anyone who has learned to shoot solely on digital. He'll fire a string and the model Will hit a stride so I get enthralled. Then the strobes will hold for a beat and I'll wonder why he's not shooting. my 2011 attention span kicks in, the moment shatters and I pin my head. Here's the bitch of it. He's got his view screen zoomed and is scanning the capture. he'll catch something and call in make up. When make-up is through, the girl will indeed be hotter. 40 years and learned on film. Fix it in post is something you do still occasionally hear on porn sets but not on one orchestrated by someone who has 20 years of pre -post.
Yesterday, oh sweet yesterday. @LexiBelle. A girl so fine she made me twitter. If you ever buy a porn membership. Grab one to EarlMiller.com. You'll know you've found the right site this month because you'll see you'rs truly finding his pocket of heaven in Sensi Pearl as the cover art. Once inside you'll eventually have access to today's scene involving the Unicorn, Balloons, and Dry Ice. You'll also get some really "spiffy" porn scenes involving me falling in lust with some hand selected porn girls.
While logging my media today the form prompted me to rate the video and still capture on a scale of 1-5. When asked on this I was told that if it was in the best 20% of porn ever captured it's a 5. I argued that the 5 should be reserved for describing pornography that is so powerful or artistic that the wafer thin, thumb nail wide media card had a value of it's own. Before you ask. Yesterday's scene with Lexi Bell was a 5. But then I'm a little biased as most porn captured with me in it is intrinsically a 5. I'm in it.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

X-biz carpet

Love Allie's smile, but my favorite part of this has to be stopping to shake hands across the media line.

"Silence publicist!"

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

The lords work.




I'd gotten so used to the "don't" list girls that I'd forgotten how much fun shooting porn can be, somewhere between the rooftop view-the-world while fucking on camera and punching her in the butt cheek after she bit my lip, I remembered why I got into this.

Before you ask what a Don't list girl is, Don't touch my hair, you'll pull out the extensions. Don't touch my butt hole or I'll have to charge you my anal rate. Make sure you don't come anywhere near my eyes. Don't expect me to do more than 3 positions. I don't like to do cowgirl for more than a minute. I don't really want to be here, can you just pay me so I can leave.

Monday, February 14, 2011

A random picture of a naked girl.


It was pointed out to me that the Walk and Pee movie is blocking the accept button on the adult disclaimer for the site. Here is a picture of a girl to move that post down the line.